You’ve won the national championship and the Heisman Trophy, you’re celebrated by prominent figures across social media, you’re a god in the state of Florida and a top prospect for the NFL and MLB...but you’re not even old enough to drink and you’ve had some notable issues in your love life – what do you do for fun?
The bummer is that although you earned tens of millions of dollars for Florida State University, the NCAA, ESPN, Jimbo Fisher et. al., collegiate rules have left you with no money in your pocket and no cream cheese on your bagel. It’s in such unfair circumstances that bad ideas can take root.
Seminoles quarterback Jameis Winston was busted this week shoplifting crab legs from a local Publix supermarket raising even more questions about his character, NCAA rules, preferential treatment for athlete, the follies of youth, and the quality of seafood at Publix.
We’re not here to judge, just to giggle – so have fun with our newest design that envisions a whole chain of crab shacks opened by the gridiron star, inspired by (but completely different from and not endorsed by) the Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. All-you-can-carry crab legs provided by America’s favorite controversial jock: Famous Jameis Winston.
Like all National Fanthem, it's not an official shirt of any school, player, league or seafood chain restaurant, nor has any player risked his eligibility by lending their likeness or name; we are simply exercising our First Amendment rights to offer an original artistic creation inspired by popular culture and public figures. Show your love on Garnet, Blue, Orange, Sport Grey or Gold (Daisy for women) pre-shrunk shirts in sizes small through 5XL. (Alternate brands/cuts/colors/sizes can be custom-printed for little additional cost