All-Star first baseman Anthony Rizzo is tall, dreamy, wealthy and a North Side hero, so it’s no surprise that he’s one of the most eligible bachelors in Cub Nation... what’s a bit surprising is the raunchy/aggressive propositions put forward by lustful Bleacher Babes. Who are we kidding – it's no surprise in the ivy-covered party zone of Wrigley Field’s outfield!
It’s become a trend for lovely young ladies in the bleachers to request more than a home run ball from #44, they’ve brazenly hoisted signs requesting that the slugger “Rizz On Me!”
It’s a bit saucy, a bit sexy, and a bit sarcastic – but if you can’t have a little PG-13 fun in the beer-soaked benches of the Friendly Confines, where can you?! Be the life of your game-day party (and maybe even land yourself an all-star) with this fun new shirt that shows the world what a devoted Cub fan you are!
The tee is printed by default on a soft v-necked Bella ringspun combed cotton tee
a tailored to the female form, but (like all our designs) can be printed on a wide range of styles
Like all National Fanthem designs, this is not an official product of any player, league, franchise, or pornographic production company -- it's just a fun piece of unique art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for ideal printing. It comes on 100% cotton preshrunk tees in sizes small through 2XL.