See also: The victims of the ridiculous NFL Deflategate scandal are legion: New England Patriots fans, Bob Kraft’s integrity, Bill Belichick’s legacy, the league’s reputation, Roger Goodell’s authority, the laws of science, Tom Brady’s appearance...and even the world’s most perfect marriage between two of our species’ most beautiful members!

Suffering under the stress of the endless air-pressure investigation, gossip reports have suffered that the marriage of all-world quarterback Tom Brady and stunning supermodel Gisele Bundchen is on the rocks, with Gisele having gone so far as to consult a divorce lawyer.

Most Pats fans have two words of encouragement for Ms. Bundchen: “Good Riddance!”
Especially the ladies of Patriots Nation

Gisele is undeniably beautiful, but also a bit loony and hot-blooded – from messing with Tom’s head to calling out teammates after a Super Bowl loss, she’s far easier to appreciate on the silent pages of fashion magazines than as a football wife. Fans of the team might prefer her controversial presence out of the picture while fans of Tom Brady would love him back on the market.

He’s free from Roger Goodell, now let’s get him free of Gisele! Show your support for Tommy and assure him that you’ll be there to comfort him on the rebound with this fun new design that envisions the deflation and dissolution of Brady’s union from the other domineering blonde in his life!

The tee is printed by default on soft v-necked Bella ringspun combed cotton tee tailored to the female form, but (like all our designs) can be printed on a wide range of styles.

Like all National Fanthem, it's not an official shirt of any player, team, league or divorce attorney -- it's just a comical piece of original art from our imagination; drawn by hand and rendered digitally as a lossless high-resolution vector graphic for optimal printing.