Wrigley Field may be known more for its flowing suds and flirtatious fans than for its baseball teams, but recent North Side squads have been so tough to watch that it requires more than Old Style to dull the pain. Time to ditch the ivy and plant some herb in the outfield!

As the Chicago Cubs continue to rebuild (104 years, and counting), they’re relying heavily on their iconic stature and historic ballpark to keep the turnstiles whirring. They’re also tirelessly searching for new revenue streams to line the pockets (and pay the debts) of the Ricketts family…well here’s an idea that makes everyone happy (verrrry happy): keep the greenery on the walls, keep the vendors/dealers busy, and keep the crowds stoned to the bejesus!

No longer will incessant futility harsh our mellow – just change first pitch from 1:20 to 4:20, and we’ll be good to go! Gives new meaning to the phrase, "a hit off the wall" - That’s Not Ivy!

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